Screw the Lightbulb, Pat the Dog

Well today i got to thinking about training the left brain and the right brain for better brain performance. Apparently, the brain is like a muscle, u need to use it daily to make it stronger. Apparently also you need to train both sides by switching your normally dominant actions once in a while to wake up the less dominant side of the brain....

Well now that makes sense....also explains why we have so many Indian ex pats working in the Advertising Industry. My theory is that they have mastered the art of using both brain hemispheres to produce brilliant individuals...

Think about it...their Indian Dance moves is just like Screwing a lightbulb with one hand whilst Patting a Dog at the same time with the other hand.. (refer to tiny pic above) Doing this dance moves actually trains both your brain hemispheres, hence you get brilliant Indians / individuals!

Now i wan to start going to Indian Pubs ...Screw the lightbulb, pat the dog, screw the lightbulb, pat the dog... now I'll either be exceptionally smart or a hit at the Indian dancefloor!